Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Crime Wave Sweeps Winnebago, MN



In a daring and dimwitted daylight robbery, four men entered the Supervalue grocery store located on Main Street. Their plan was simple; to leave with as much merchandise without paying. They got as far as the sidewalk.

The thieves distracted the employees as their coherts carried away various food items out of the store and into their car. A good samaritan noticed the odd behavior, calling the local police. The mens' plan was foiled, and all were caught. Even one of the robber's brilliant plan to hide behind a pop machine on said sidewalk was foiled by the responding officers. Seems the cops were armed with vision, a powerful law enforcement tool.

More on this story as it unfolds.

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